Due to a busy schedule I was not able to compile a full article for this week, so enjoy some musings about Star Wars Legion and some Star Wars art that I found cool.
I roll with no hope
Few successes on each die
Oh no, they all blanked
There once was a man from Naboo
Who had no clue what to do
His wallet was faint
He had so much to paint
All because he bought so many dudes
Sitting. Waiting. Never seeing the light of day.
Yearning. Longing. But no use.
So cool, yet so futile.
Why not something else?
I could use him!
But then I lose.
I guess I'll paint, but never play.
Syndicate, fix Boba Fett.
Thunk. Thunk. Thunk.
The feet hit the dusty earth with increased speed.
"Vader approaches! Formations!" The captain yells hurriedly.
A circle encroaches.
He stands there, menacingly.
He's taller than expected.
"For Alderaan." you think.
"Lay down your weapons!" shouts the captain again.
"You are surrounded!"
Pssheww sounds his saber.
You hear his deep, pained breathing.
"All I am surrounded by..."
His voice is ominous and weighty.
Your heart drops.
You hadn't realized how afraid you were.
"And dead men."
A label has never fit you better.
You place your units with ease
Dropping wherever you please
Practice? Who needs it
You've got something strategic!
Just roll some red dice
The results will be nice!
They hit the table with glee
One block, two block, three!
Another shot, can you do it again?
If you don't die right now you'll certainly win!
He rolls five hits, one crit,
And all you roll is a pile of crap
Today was silly but I hope you enjoyed it. Leave your comments and poems down below, and I'll be back (hopefully) with a new Legion article next week.